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Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
04/30/2016 at 20:04 • Filed to: None

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Threat of hail in STL is real right now. Got the two not hail damaged cars just barely in the garage because I refuse to drive around in something that looks like a golf ball.

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This would've been easier if my dad wasn't using half the garage for a wood shop but we barely made it work.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 20:08

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I used to do the same exact thing at my previous house.

Fun aside - my friend has a white Golf that got clobbered with hail a few weeks ago so now we call it the Golf Ball.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 20:22

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Definitely couldn’t do that in mine. Unless the second car was a 3-door Tercel cut in half.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 20:31

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I’m “that guy” backing my car out of the garage. I’ll take the insurance check with a smile on my face.

But I live in South Dakota and we don’t really ever get hail


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 20:33

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Meanwhile, Jeep owners be like:

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Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 20:33

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Ive been told that a super large comforter can help with moderate hail damage. If I drove across the country, I would carry one just in case.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 20:38

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But you get better mileage with a golf ball :P


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > M54B30
04/30/2016 at 20:41

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The M3 doesn’t have hail insurance so I’d just be SOL.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JGrabowMSt
04/30/2016 at 20:42

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We were gonna do that, then we remembered how tiny my car is and figured it would juuussstt fit.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > yamahog
04/30/2016 at 21:43

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That's...not a terrible idea.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 21:45

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I had $4K in hail damage repaired last summer, and I'm sure we will get hail again here this year. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think my car might fit on the front porch if angled properly but I probably ought to measure and try before a storm hits.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 21:55

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After a huge hail storm damaged nearly 2k vehicles in the inventory of a huge dealership outside of town, they sold all the vehicles that had cosmetic-only damage at ridiculous discounts in a giant “Hail Sale”. A teacher at my school bought a wangler unlimited from that sale, hardtop and all. It’s fully functional but looks like it went 9 rounds with an angry ex’s baseball bat.


Kinja'd!!! 46and2aheadofme > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 22:24

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/01/2016 at 19:02

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You rang?